The Face That Launched 1000 Shits
 作词 : Chilcote
And I'm standing up in my practice room

I'm all alone
Speakers almost blown
On my new Gibson amp

Oh, what the hell

Things are not so different in my vocal master
You're the face that launched one thousand ****s

Greeks and Trojans and the thousand ****s

The ****s lining the shores of Asia Minor

Lining all the shores of Asia Minor

You can tell that I'm not a minor in Asia no more

I'm standing up

This is the face that launched a thousand ****s

I'm standing up

This is the face that launched one thousand ****s

This is the face that shot

Who never have replaced

Splitting up his kingdom into three separate parts

For his sons and their three separate hearts