Costa Rica
Have you ever been down to Costa Rica
All the monkeys down there dance cheek to cheek
And the lizards in the trees make freaky squeaky
If you get real lucky you can sneak a peak
Have you been down south where the stars are big
Where the hermit crabs sleeps in the holey digs
And all night long the toads they sing
And if a scorpion's in your shoe he'll give you a sting

Have you ever been down where the roads are rough
If you get a flat tire it's kind of tough
If your Spanish never rocked quite good enough
To ask where to get a spare tire and stuff

Come on down I'll meet ya
In costa rica

Have you been way down where the stingrays play
You better shuffle through the water so you scare them away
Cause the hospital's about 5 hours away
In a big crazy town called San Jose

Have you ever been down to Costa Rica
All the surfers down there got a certain mystique
If you fall of your head they might give a critique
Like take a lesson kid, you can use some technique

Come on down I'll meet ya
In Costa Rica
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