Sweet Transvestite 作曲 : Richard O'Brien Hey darling! I see you've met my faithful handyman He's just a little brought down when you(because) when you knocked He thought you were the Candyman Don't get strung out by the way I look Don't judge a book by its cover I'm not much of a man by the light of day But by night I'm one hell of a lover I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from ********ual Transylvania Let me show you around maybe play you a sound You both you look like you're pretty groovy Or if you want something visual that's not too abysmal We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie Well you got caught with a flat how about that Well, babies, don't you panic By the light of the night it'll all seems alright I'll get you a Satanic Mechanic I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from ********ual Transylvania So why don't you stay for the night Or maybe a bite (bite) I could show you my favorite obsession I've been making a man with blond hair and a tan And he's good for relieving my tension I'm just a Sweet Transvestite(Transvestite) from ********ual Transylvania I'm just a Sweet Transvestite(Transvestite) from ********ual Transylvania So come up to the lab And see what's on the slab I see you shiverrrrrr with antici...pation But maybe the rain isn't really to blame So I'll remove the cause but not the symptom