Responsible There's Bourbon in the bathtub, eyelashes in the sink I'm trying not to throw up on my thrift store mink There's someone on my pillow who says he works on tech I beat him at Nintendo, who knows what happens next I know, I know, I know, I know This is looking like a **** show And I'm not gonna try to say That it isn't what it is though Don't cry about it, baby Don't be so uptight And I defense it all Looked so damn glamorous last night Where is my purse? Who's this person in my phone? I'm pretty sure I'm the worst at self-control Sometimes it hurts Living so rock 'n' roll But it could be worse I could be responsible I should be with Amy 'cause she's just so adult She washes off her make-up and her voicemail isn't full And if I called her up right now to save me from this mess She'd probably come and get me, but I don't know the address And I know, I know, I know, I know This is looking like a **** show And I'm not gonna try to say That it isn't what it is though Don't cry about it, baby Don't be so uptight And I defense it all Looked so damn glamorous last night Where is my purse? Who's this person in my phone? I'm pretty sure I'm the worst at self-control Sometimes it hurts Living so rock 'n' roll But it could be worse I could be responsible Sir, that ticket I swear it's in the mail But if not, how will I send it If you take me to jail? And I know, I know, I know, I know This is looking like a **** show And I'm not gonna try to say That it isn't what it is though Don't cry about it, baby Don't be so uptight And I defense it all Looked so damn glamorous last night Where is my purse? Who's this person in my phone? I'm pretty sure I'm the worst at self-control Sometimes it hurts Living so rock 'n' roll But it could be worse I could be responsible I, I, I, I could be responsible I, I, I, I could be responsible I, I, I, I could be responsible I, I, I, I could be responsible