A Cup Of Coffee
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Woah, slow down
Take it easy
There's a long line behind you
Lower your voice please
I know it's my job to make it the way you want it
Like a raspberry mocha
Or a caffe macchiato
Or a non-fat one-pump latte with two added shots of espresso
Relax and put it in perspective
I mean really
It's just a ******* cup of coffee, lady
Is it really gonna break your day
If it's not exactly your way
It's just a ******* cup of coffee, lady
Get another one for free, but don't take it out on me
It's just a ******* cup of coffee
Hey, OK
I get you're really pissed
But you're overreacting
Being ridiculous
Said:"a little too much of this"
Or "not quite enough of that"
Is it too hot to sip it?
Is it not non-fat?
Did your house burn down?
Did your dog die?
Did you catch your husband in the act?
Come on, it's not the end of the world
I mean, really
It's just a ******* cup of coffee, lady
Is it really gonna break your day

It's just a ******* cup of coffee, lady
Get another one for free, but don't take it out on me
It's just a ******* cup of coffee
I wish I could punch you in the face
But I can't
I wish I could stand up on this counter and rant
But I can't
Instead I have to say
"Have a nice day!"“
But by the way
It's just a ******* cup of coffee, lady
Is it really gonna break your day
If it's not exactly your way
It's just a ******* cup of coffee, lady
Get another one for free, but don't take it out on me
It's just a ******* cup of coffee
Oh it's just a ******* cup of coffee.