Write Record Release Blues [Single Version] If that phones keep ringing I'm gonna lose some cool If that phones keep ringing I'm gonna lose some cool I'm in my closet and I'm okay Leave me in peaceful abject misery I'm a young man now There's an old man on my back I'm a young man now There's an old man on my back As he gets stronger I get weak Someday soon he'll take the place of me If that scum keeps rising I'm gonna jump this ship If that scum keeps rising I'm gonna jump this ship Ah tell me where did it go wrong I can't fix it I'll just sing my song You can deride and mock me That's been done before You can deride and mock me That's been done before I won't get on my knees for you I won't be a record business whore Oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah Oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah Oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah