If You Can't Beat Them
 作词 : Deacon
Keep your chin up
When you're feeling lonely
Don't let them get you down
Ain't no use in your sitting all alone
Hanging around
For someone to call, oo-oo-ooh
They won't come knocking at all
Don't run and hide
Even if it hurts you inside
So I said, "give as good as you get"
Yeah!
If you can't beat them, join them
You'd better do it cause it makes you feel good
If you can't beat them, join them
You're never gonna help yourself
Yeah
Come on, go
Get up!
Hey-hey!
It sure feels good
Keep your big hands off of my money
Don't try and pull me down
You're taking me out to wine and dine me
Trying to wind
Me round and around
And bind me to your legal contract (Ha ha!)
Rumour has it that you can play it dirty
I'll tell you what I'll do
About that, that yeah!
I'll play you at your own game!
Yes
If you can't beat them, join them
You'd better do it cause it makes you feel good
If you can't beat them, join them
You're never gonna help yourself
Yeah
That's good
Play it again!
If you can't beat them, join them
Oh, you'd better do it cause it makes you feel good
If you can't beat them, join them
It's everyone for themselves!
Move on out!
Hey-hey!
Oh, I like it!
Rock 'n' Roll ready! Yeah
Woo-hoo!