Beauty Contest Album: Everything In Time Damsel in distress is quite submissive Look how somber my vanity is A feminine human creature Superficial, seducing detour I'm going to the mall for the cookie cutter The ugly duckling will always suffer Contaminated standards, I try to fight it I better get back on my diet Obsessed with the beauty contest Beauty contest How'd my vanity get such a mess? I'm obsessed Reduce myself, I got the strict restrictions Not ***y enough without the regulations A melting point countdown the fading features Born to blossom and bloom to perish Oh, I've got to get out of this mess And I've fallen, I can't help myself I'm feeling envious of all the rest You're bringing out the lemming in me A victim of the cattle call disease Not easy to be me I feel so lame I've got to get out of this mess Caught up in the beauty contest And I feel so lame (child) My vanity's a mess