Moronica
2 foot long and your neck keeps growing
10 foot tall,round your head it's snowing
25 grand and you work 3 hours
15 girls through a hole in your trousers
Bigger,better,faster,more
You're much more cooler than you were before
Bigger,better,cooler than me
You've slayed 10 dragons before you've had your tea
For so long
For so long I've been asking you please
Please Moronica stay
For so long
For so long I've been telling you please
Please Moronica haze
For so long
For so long you've listened to me
You're much more attractive than Kathy Pitkin
You've had more spinsters than Rumplestiltskin
You think you're cooler than all the Roses
Sniffen' Ajax up both your noses
Bigger,better,faster,more
You're much more cooler than you were before
Bigger,better,cooler than me
You've slayed 10 dragons before you've had your tea
For so long
For so long I've been telling you please
Please Moronica stay
For so long
For so long I've been asking you please
Please Moronica haze
For so long
For so long you've listened to me
How could you forget your faith
How could you forget your faith
I've been  telling you so long
Please don't go
In me face
This will be the place
For so long
For so long I've been telling you please
Please Moronica stay
For so long
For so long I've been asking you please
Please Moronica haze
For so long
For so long you've listened to me
You've got more halos than Simon Templar
You've said more Bretty's than Frankie Spencer
Your gun is bigger than Frankie Spencer
Your face is covered in cheap mascara
2 foot long and your neck keeps growing
10 foot tall,round your head it's snowing
25 grand and you work 3 hours
15 girls through a hole in your trousers,yeah

For so long
For so long I've been telling you please
Please Moronica stay
For so long
For so long I've been asking you please
Please Moronica haze
For so long
For so long you've listened to me