James Dean Look around outside Ain't nothing to do but hang around Think about all the stupid things that I've done I guess I ain't nothing but a clown If I had a wish I swear I'd wish I'd wish for just one thing And I don't even like to think about All the things my wish'd bring Because I just wanna be James Dean I just wanna be James Dean I just wanna be James Dean For a day I wanna be oversexed and underworked And look at me I'm such a jerk And I just wanna be James Dean For a day Think about stories of the actors and the movies stars Sitting here watching the old men drinking at the bar I think about Dean and all the things he should've tried I think about Dean and all the ways he could've died Yeah died And I wouldn't give a sh*t about anything Because I'd be such a big movie star And that don't really do me much good Just crying at the bar But I just wanna be James Dean I just wanna be James Dean I just wanna be James Dean For a day See but I'm overworked and undersexed And look at me I'm such a wreck And I just wanna be James Dean For a day Going crazy because I'm always all alone Going crazy no one calls me on the phone I think about Dean and I know Dean he wouldn't care If I was Dean I know there'd be somebody there Yeah there'd be somebody there for me Yeah I think about all the really cool things I could do and say Then you go and tell me That you found out Dean is gay No I don't wanna be James Dean I don't wanna be James Dean I don't wanna be James Dean Anymore