Everybody Needs A Best Friend My words are lazy, my thoughts are hazy But this is one thing I’m sure of. Everybody needs a best friend! I’m happy I’m yours! You got a double, Who brings you trouble, And though you’re better without me. Everybody needs a best friend! I’m happy I’m yours! A fool could see decidedly, That you’re a ten and I’m a three. A royal breed is what you need, So how did you come to be stuck with a bummer like me?! Oh you got a head full of someone dreadful And yet at last that someone adores you Everybody needs a best friend, I’m happy I’m yours! A fool could see decidedly That you’re a ten and I’m a three. A royal breed is what you need So how did you come to be stuck with a bummer like me?! Oh you got a head full of someone dreadful And yet at last that someone adores you. Everybody needs a best friend, I’m happy I’m yours! I'm just a clown, and I'll bring you down But you just don't care 'Cause your best friend is me!