In These Shoes? I once met a man with a sense of adventure He was dressed to trill Wherever he went he said "lets make love on a mountain top Under the stars, on a big hard rock " I said, "In these shoes? I don't think so. I said, "Honey, lets do it here" So were sitting at a bar in Guadalajara In walks a guy with a faraway look in his eyes He says, "I got a powerful horse outside Climb on the back, Ill take you for a ride I know a little place We can get there before the break of day" I said "In these shoes? No way Jose I said "Honey, lets stay right here No le gusta caminar No puede montar a caballo Como se puede bailar Es un escandalo Then I met an Englishman "Oh," he said, "Are you American?" Wont you walk up and down on my spine” It makes me feel strangely alive I said, "In these shoes? I doubt you'd survive" I said, "Honey, lets do it" "let's stay with you"“ No le gusta caminar No puede montar a caballo Como se puede bailar Es un escandalo